rap-O-phobic

i have a friend who thinks he's a cool dude.
one day he comes up with a new found talent.
he can rap ya'll!

and his first attempt:

i went out with a girl one day
she was as hot as cake
my parents were like no way
and i was like heyyy

i asked them wat was the issue
apparently she wasnt a jew
i called my friend stu
he jus said F*** you!!

and his second:

i like them beautiful girls
they're usually as smooth as pearls
i saw one doin a twirl
i said, hey my names earl

i like the way your bodies been made
even the gods said damn she's gonna get laid
i bring you under a shade
turns out your names Wade

damnnnn..!

he says " its nice to know ppl appreciate my work "


hahahahaha..LMAO..the funny ppl i knw =P but maybe the boy's gt talent who knows? *winks*